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Translated conversation I had earlier today in Tagalog.

Me: So, I have a spare camera strap now. Do you want it? I know yours is older and more worn out.
K: Why do you have a "spare" camera strap now?
Me: Oh, I got a new one at a photowalk I went on on Saturday. B won it for me.
K: Cool. What does it look like?
Me: It's pretty! It has a floral design.
K: LOL. Really?
Me: Seriously! Here, let me link you: http://www.blackrapid.com/product/camera-strap/rs-w1/
K: It's a BlackRapid ?!!?!?!!?!?!
Me: Yeah? You know it?
K: I'm so jealous!!! I've been wanting one since 2010!!! They're like 4,000 pesos here!!!
Me: Um. So, you don't want my old one?
K: I want your NEW one!!!!!
Me: *Facepalm*